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angrygirlsquad:

#domestic violence #slava voynov
the league “may suspend the player” if it would “create a risk for material harm to the reputation of the league”
he will “continue to be paid during the pendency of the investigation”
open yr eyes, this is no “first step”, the nhl still allows doughty, varlamov, lemieux, lucic &c all of their privileges, the only difference this time is they’re worried about “the reputation of the league”.

angrygirlsquad:

#domestic violence #slava voynov

the league “may suspend the player” if it would “create a risk for material harm to the reputation of the league”

he will “continue to be paid during the pendency of the investigation”

open yr eyes, this is no “first step”, the nhl still allows doughty, varlamov, lemieux, lucic &c all of their privileges, the only difference this time is they’re worried about “the reputation of the league”.


During one of the most memorable trips of Toews’ travels growing up, a younger version of Captain Serious got caught sleep-walking through a hotel. If history somehow repeated itself this weekend, surely Toews’ sleepy stroll would end up on YouTube — and it sounds like his mother might be among those amused.

Hawks hope trip can be one their mothers can love - 12.31.10

wait, what? can  we please talk about this? please? 

(via monalisasnmadhatters)



sleeping-with-adub:


APPARENTLY: Paulie, Beauner, Geno, Bortz, Spaling


CURRENTLY PISSING MYSELF

sleeping-with-adub:

APPARENTLY: Paulie, Beauner, Geno, Bortz, Spaling

CURRENTLY PISSING MYSELF


queeniegalore:

torigates:

puckling:

blackhawkswags:

Niklas and Elina Hjalmarsson, Jonathan Toews, and Lindsey Vecchione

darthtulip: #well hammer’s killing it#elina and lindsey are quite gorgeous#and tazer is…#that#*rolls*
Everything happens so much. So very much. 

I’m going to need someone to write those pants into fic IMMEDIATELY

WHO’S FUCKING SERIOUS NOW, ASSHOLES??

queeniegalore:

torigates:

puckling:

blackhawkswags:

Niklas and Elina Hjalmarsson, Jonathan Toews, and Lindsey Vecchione

darthtulip: 

Everything happens so much. So very much. 

I’m going to need someone to write those pants into fic IMMEDIATELY

WHO’S FUCKING SERIOUS NOW, ASSHOLES??



"Lucky to get a second effort at that one, cause the first one didn’t go in."  - Jonathan Toews on his breakaway, shorthanded overtime goal vs. Nashville, 10/18/2014 (x)

"Lucky to get a second effort at that one, cause the first one didn’t go in."  - Jonathan Toews on his breakaway, shorthanded overtime goal vs. Nashville, 10/18/2014 (x)


10/18/14 Predators @ Blackhawks: Jonathan Toews steals the puck, takes the shot and puts in his own rebound on the PK to win the game

blackhawkswags:

Andrew Shaw and Chaunette Boulerice (photobombed by Jonathan Toews)

blackhawkswags:

Andrew Shaw and Chaunette Boulerice (photobombed by Jonathan Toews)


alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

alt-j:

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside


4/4/14 post-game (X)